Chocolate & Sweet Potato Protein Brownies

I’ll add pictures and proper text to this later. On my way out…


  • 50g ground almond
  • 50g desiccated coconut
  • 50g soya flour
  • 50g protein powder
  • 50g poppy seeds
  • 50g sesame seeds
  • 25g gluten powder
  • about 3 tablespoons of cocoa (more if you’re feeling decadent)
  • 1/2 teaspoon xantham gum
  • the scooped out contents of 200g (uncooked weight) sweet potato, baked until mushy inside
  • 1 banana, mashed
  • 2 flax “eggs” (2 teaspoons ground flax/linseed, 2 tablespoons water)
  • 3 tablespoons sugar (more if you think it needs it)
  • 2-3 tablespoons strawberry jam
  • 1/2 teaspoon each of cinnamon, cloves, allspice
  • a pinch of salt
  • 1 teaspoon cream of tartar
  • 1/2 teaspoon bicarb
  • water as needed


Mix all the dry stuff except the bicarb and cream of tartar.

Add the wet and mashed stuff. Mix that in.

Add the bicarb and tartar, and stir until “just mixed”.

Pour into a rectangular baking tray (I line mine with greased foil usually because then I can just lift the whole thing out and peel off the foil) and bake! (For about half an hour on about 180C, checking occasionally).

Makes 12 slices.

Per slice (approx): 174 Cal. 10g carb (3g fibre), 10g fat, 10g protein.

Lentils with Chestnuts and Almonds in a white wine reduction and soya chunks because why not.

I had a fairly epic session at the gym today, so I thought I’d make something ridiculously calorific to compensate. Actually, this is so rich and I got so carried away that I ended up making enough for two people.


Crappy Picture. Sorry.


  • 50g lentils
  • 50g soya chunks
  • 50g mushrooms
  • 40g almonds
  • 100g cooked, peeled chestnuts
  • 8 or so dates, chopped and seeded
  • 3 teaspoons poppy seeds
  • 2 teaspoons bouillon powder
  • 1 teaspoon of powder fort
  • 1 onion
  • a little oil
  • a handful of fresh, chopped parsley
  • 100ml white wine
  • a hearty dash of red wine vinegar


Chop and fry your onions and mushrooms with the powder fort. When lightly sizzled, add the lentils and poppy seeds and soya chunks and fry together.

Mix the wine and vinegar with the bouillon powder (powder first, a little liquid at a time) and then chuck it all into the pan and allow to simmer.

Add the chestnuts, dates and almonds and allow to cook for about ten minutes on a low heat, adding a little water if it dries out completely. When your soya chunks are soft enough to eat, it’s done.

Remove from the heat and stir through the fresh parsley. Serve immediately.

Makes two servings.

Approx per serving:

Cals 452, 51g Carbs (12g fibre), 16g Fat, 24g Protein.

Protose & Sausage with Dates and Onion


So, I was making up the powder fort spice blend and I just kept thinking eatitwithdateseatitwithdateseatitwithdates so I decided to cook something containing dates.This is kind of high calorie, but that can be alleviated a little by swapping the protose out for tofu (I’d use about 200g probably) or using two sausages instead of one.

Apart from the obvious use of mockmeats containing peanuts and soya… this is feasibly a fairly authentic dish.


  • 1/4 block of protose
  • 1 veggie sausage
  • 1 teaspoon of powder fort
  • 6/7 dates
  • 1 onion 
  • some sweet sherry
  • a little water
  • a little olive oil
  • kale or other green vegetables as an accompaniment


Chop the onion, dates, protose and sausage, and fry in the oil with the powder fort.

Add a tablespoon or two of the cooking sherry, and a little water. You don’t want things swimming in water, just kept moist.

Allow to cook for a few minutes. One everything was in the pan, I started cooking my kale and it was all ready at the same time. Very quick.


Approx: Calories: 630, 68g Carbs (9g Fibre), 21g Fat, 43g Protein.

Powder Fort

Lots of Medieval recipes call for a spice blend called powder fort. This seems to have been a “house blend”, and so varied enormously. This is my interpretation.

I have swapped out some harder to find ingredients with related species or similar tasting ones (which seemed pretty reasonable).

Flavour-wise, it’s kind of Christmas-meets-Moroccan? Very good, whatever it is.

Powder Fort

  • 2 teaspoons of ground ginger
  • 1 teaspoon of ground cinnamon
  • 1 teaspoon of black pepper
  • 1/2 teaspoon of ground nutmeg
  • 1/2 teaspoon of ground cardamom seeds
  • 1/2 teaspoon of ground white pepper
  • 1/2 teaspoon of ground allspice

Possibly Protose


One of my hobbies (if you can call it that) is looking at, and veganising, recipes from other times, languages, culinary traditions etc. Protose was a meat alternative based on peanuts and gluten that was originally invented by Kellogg’s, I believe, in around 1900, and produced up until the year 2000. Sadly, I gather it never had much success.

However, I’ve decided to recreate it. Or emulate it, perhaps. Lets say I’m a food revivalist? That sounds okay. In any case, I’m planning on putting up a load of sort of Medieval recipe over the next week or so. Lots of early recipes are incredibly imprecise regarding quantities and cooking times and temperatures (in the days before gas and electricity and thermometers, one could not simply put the oven on 180C and then go and watch Bones, after all) but this is fine because I only measure things under duress and generally just chuck things together using common sense. Unless I put them on the internet, in which case they’re only slightly imprecise.

ANYWAY, here is the recipe for my crack at protose.


  • 50g gluten powder
  • 100g gram flour (chick pea flour)
  • 100g peanut butter
  • vegetable stock (250ml? Not a huge amount.)
  • a pinch of salt
  • a teaspoon of brown sugar

I use unsweetened, unsalted crunchy peanut butter. If you use sweetened or added-salt peanut butter, omit the salt and sugar, obviously.


Mix the dry ingredients evenly and then add the peanut butter. Rub it between your fingertips until it has a breadcrumb-like consistency. Pour in a little stock, and knead it together to form a dough ball. Taste a little. Isn’t it delicious?

Put in a small oven-safe dish with a lid that fits well and pour over a little more of the stock. You’re going to be half-baking, half-steaming this, so it needs to stay moist. It’s a very, very good idea to oil your dish, as gluten sticks to anything and everything.

Put in the oven at about 180 degree/whatever you cook things on normally. Remember: to be imprecise is to be authentic. Ahem. Remove from the oven after about an hour and allow to cool.


Really tupping good. Kind of like if beef and peanuts had a baby. A thousand noms to protose.

Per quarter (~100g): 281 Calories, 18g Carb (2g Fibre), 13G fat, 23g Protein. (Seems high, but is actually fairly similar in calories and protein to dry lentils, gram for gram).

Big Gug’s Veggie Sausages

You can make this with hand-made seitan as well (from strong flour, I mean).



  • 100g gluten
  • 100g pea protein
  • 100g soy flour
  • 20g nutritional yeast
  • 1 tbsp brown sugar
  • 2 tbsp hemp oil (other oils are fine)
  • vegetable stock
  • 1/2 tsp white pepper
  • 1/4 tsp mace


Mix all the dry ingredients and the oil.

Add the stock a smallish amount at a time. You want a firm dough.

Knead it for a minute or so, then let it sit for about half an hour. Lots of gluteny sausage recipes seem to skip the letting it sit stage, but I think it drastically improves the texture.

Knead it a little bit more, then roll into sausage shapes and wrap in oiled foil (seriously, oil your foil and you’ll save yourself a whole lot of hassle. You don’t need much; I usually put a drop on one sheet and then rub another sheet on that, then another on that etc until they are all covered lightly). I got twelve out of this amount comfortably.

Steam, or bake with a dish of water in the bottom of the oven, for about half an hour. They firm up a bit when cooled, and soften a bit when heated again.

Per sausage: 117 Cals, 4g Carbs (0g Fiber), 3g Fat 17g Protein.

Kale with Tofu and Sausage

As vegetables go, I think the British treat kale an inferior cousin of spinach. It does have something that cooked spinach does not: texture. While spinach wilts languidly, kale stands up like a boss. Also, it is a pretty good source of iron and also contains calcium (as does sesame and the calcium-set tofu I’m using).SDC10001


  • 80g chopped kale
  • 200g tofu
  • 1 veggie sausage (recipe to follow)
  • 3 tsps sesame seeds
  • chilli sauce
  • 1 tsp olive oil
  • 1 tablespoon nutritional yeast
  • mixed Italian-esque herbs


Steam the kale. It should take about 5 minutes.

Cube the tofu and slice the sausage into chunks and mix with a little chilli sauce and 2 teaspoons of sesame seeds. Fry it all in a little oil.

When the kale is cooked, add it to the frying pan or wok and stir it all through and add whatever herbs suit your tastes.

Whack it in a bowl, top with nutritional yeast and the last teaspoon of sesame.


Approx: Calories 439, 18g Carbs (6g Fibre), 22g Fat, 44g Protein.

Miso Marinated Tofu with Chilli Mushrooms

I recently went a bit mad and bought 7 packs of tofu. It was so cheap! Hence, there will probably be a lot of tofu recipes going on. It’s almost like I was living up to the vegan stereotype or something.



  • 200g firmish tofu
  • 150g button mushrooms
  • 1 tbsp white miso
  • 1 tbsp rice vinegar
  • 1 tsp soy sauce
  • 2 tsp ground linseed
  • 1 tbsp sesame seeds
  • 1 tsp onion powder


You’re going to make two marinades for this one. Well, the mushroom one is just mushrooms with chilli sauce and 1 teaspoon of linseed over the top. Mix it up. Ta-dah!

For the tofu: gently squeeze the tofu to remove any excess moisture, and then cut into cubes about a thumbnail across. In a cup, mix the miso, onion powder, linseed, sesame, soy sauce and vinegar, then gently mix it through the tofu and allow to sit for an hour or so.

Put both the mushrooms and the marinated tofu under the grill (broiler? I think that’s what Americans and other aliens call it) for about five or ten minutes, until heated through.

Serve with a little salad and a little mayo, if you’re feeling decadent.

Serves one. Approx:  Cal: 295, C:10g, F:14g, P:30g.

Lentil Burgers

Lentils are a good source of protein and take only a few moments to prepare. Gluten free, depending on seasoning (replace the soy sauce).



  • 200g red lentils (dry weight)
  • 100g gram flour
  • 200g onion (approx 2 medium onions)
  • 2 cloves garlic
  • 2 tsp black pepper
  • 2 tsp white pepper
  • 1 tsp cayenne pepper
  • a dash or three: mushroom ketchup, soy sauce, Maggi essence, Bragg’s aminos, Worcester sauce etc.


Cook the lentils in just enough water to cover them. When cooked, remove from heat but do not drain. Dice the onion and garlic and grind the pepper.

When the lentils are hand-cool, pour them with any remaining water into a mixing bowl and add the remaining ingredients. Mix together to form a thick paste.

Allow to sit for 15 minutes. Form the paste into four rough patties and fry on a griddle pan on a medium heat for ten minutes, turning regularly. Serve with a light carrot and celery salad, with a lashing of chilli sauce if desired.

Per burger (approx): 295 Cal, 30g C, 20g P, 2g F.

Tofu & Tempeh in Chilli and Golden Syrup

This hot and sweet dish is just plain delicious, and again very high in protein. Serves One.


  • 200g firm tofu
  • 100g tempeh
  • 1 tsp golden syrup
  • 1 tsp brown sugar
  • 1 tsp garlic paste (or two tps finely choppen garlic)
  • 1 tsp chilli flakes
  • 1 tsp chilli paste
  • a dash of soy sauce
  • a dash of mushroom ketchup (or extra soy sauce)


Squeeze out any excess moisture from the tofu and then slice it to a form that suits your tastes. Slice the tempeh similarly.

In a bowl, mix all the ingredients. The tofu will scramble and lose its form unless you do so very carefully, but you may like your tofu slightly scrambled, so that is not necessarily a bad thing.

Put the bowl in a cool place to allow the flavours to infuse.

Stir-fry the whole shebang with vegetables of your choice, and sprinkle with sesame seeds and nutritional yeast.

Cals: 368, 14g C, 35g P, 15g F.